February 2012
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
When your parents forget your name
jenadirectioner:
Nigga, how many kids do you have?
Reblog if you wouldn't hesistate to delete your...
The notes♥
attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
That Annoying Moment when Your Mom keeps calling... →
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
The sexual noises I make when I stretch.
me-mordre-dur:
always